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iwrotethatsong:

GAGA <3
guydirectioners:

Harry and Niall singing the menu. lol
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1dwishjar:

Nice thighs

nice waist,

and you know I can’t forget about your face.

 
But none of that matter. I’m about to make your pockets fatter

Girl I just wanna see you

strip, right now cause it’s late, babe

I just wanna see you

strip

girl, take your time with it

Girl, I just wanna see you strip

God damn, you’re sexy

God damn, you’re sexy

God damn, you’re sexy

Girl, I just wanna see you

Got my shades on

With my J’s on

In the club

with a pocket full of ones

this girl booty outta control. There she go

up and down

the pole

Which one I’mma take home?

Get my freak on?

If you ain’t freakin’

we ain’t speakin.

You think I’m playing, no I’m not

let me see you back it up and drop.

Yeah, I wanna see your legs in the air.

Baby don’t worry about your hair or those tracks.

I don’t give a damn about that

I hate it when parents compare you to other children, its like: →

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Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”

And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”

They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”

Don’t be too serious. Laugh more. Click here.

(Source: gl3ncoco-)